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This article takes a look into real Google-related issues, perhaps whimsically. It will also legitimately challenge for top rankings for the keyword "google". Whether it succeed or fail, interesting results should be forthcoming.
Google News
The stories are not fact-checked. Its reporters are not journalists [words from CNN's Global Edition]. Available in Australia English, Canada English, Hong Kong English, India English, Singapore English, United Kingdom English, Sanskrit, Tang Dynasty Chinese and Esperanto. For real news, see MSN News or Yahoo News.
Google Do-No-Evil
This mantra is well enshrined in Google's philosophy. Perhaps, they are considering using the same logic as President Clinton during the Lewinsky episode. "We don't do evil, maybe we've done a few bad things nosirree, we're not evil. Killing 20 million Native Americans is evil. Trampling on one billion individuals privacy is not evil, a wee bad perhaps".
Google Collective Consciousness in Real-time
[Below are extracts from Google's pages. This author's comments are enclosed in square brackets.]
"Google captured the top searches and institutionalized them as the Google Zeitgeist [German for spirit of the time], a real-time window into the collective consciousness.
Pulling together interesting search trends and patterns requires Google's human and computing power together. Search statistics are automatically generated based on the millions of searches conducted on Google over a given period of time - weekly, monthly, and annually. With some help from humans [read manipulated], and a pigeon or two when they have time, these statistics and trends make their way from the depths of Google's hard drives [read kept indefinitely] to become the Google Zeitgeist report.
We should note that in compiling the Zeitgeist, no individual searcher's information is available or accessible to us [who are you kidding]. What you see here is a cumulative snapshot of interesting queries people are asking some over time, some within country domains, and some on Google.com that perhaps reveal a bit of the human condition. We appreciate the contribution all Google users make to these fascinating bits of information [to sell to governments, repressive or not, to spy on its own people at grossly inflated prices]."
To protect your own privacy, readers should neutralize their searches, that is entering an additional and opposite search for each real search. Examples are birthday parties, funeral services; marriage advice, divorce cases; open source, software patents; george w bush, cleverness; you should get the picture now.
Google GMail
Having pried into the collective consciousness is apparently not enough. Now the target is the individual's private thoughts and persona through the owner's emails. The tips on neutrality cannot be easily applied to emails. To safeguard your privacy, use crypto. Newbies are encouraged to read "A Gentle Introduction to Cryptography".
Google Translate
[Original paragraph from Marketing Plan for Joe Nogood Gift Store] Perhaps, a possible topic may be "Gift-Receiving Habits of Bushmen Americans", the ones concentrated in the D.C. area. Bushmen use strange language like "I wish to caveat my response" which is hardly understandable by the public. A follow-up article like "Bushmen Gifts the Impact on Iraq's Economy" may provide the scholarly reputation for Joe, a must-read for think tanks around the world.
[Google Translated to German] Mglicherweise kann ein mgliches Thema "Gewohnheiten der Buschmannamerikaner Geschenk-Empfangen", die, die im DC-Bereich konzentriert werden. Buschmnner verwenden merkwrdige Sprache wie "ich wnschen zum Einspruch meine Antwort", die durch die ffentlichkeit kaum verstndlich ist. Ein Anschluartikel wie "Buschmanngeschenke - die Auswirkung auf Wirtschaft des Iraks" kann das gelehrte Renommee fr Joe zur Verfgung stellen, mssen-las fr denken Behlter um die Welt.
[Google Translated back from German] Possibly a possible topic "habits of the shrub man Americans gift receiving" can, who, who are concentrated within the DC range. Shrub men use strange language as "I wish for the objection my answer", which is hardly understandable because of the public. A connection article like "shrub man gifts - the effect on economics of the Iraq" can make the scholarly reputation available for Joe, must-read for thinks containers around the world.
This author dare not translate the above into French using Google Translate. Given the French ambivalence with Americana [read Google]; a real war may just break out.
Google Map
The advanced imagery has a resolution of one foot [30 cm. for the rest of the world]. If a stark naked man appeared, his pride and joy would not qualify to be a pixel [dot] but, his obese a** can.
Google Wallet [Payment Beta]
This will be in beta until Google's researchers solved the paradox where will the growth be after Google cleaned out everybody of their money. Stay tuned folks. Meanwhile, please remember "In God we trust, others pay cash there are no trails for data-miners".
Google We're Recruiting Open-source Marketing
PageRank was a phenomenal success. There are thousands who slogged and promoted this idea without being paid a cent. Now, Google is looking to recruit many more to promote PageTrust. Remember, the marketing of this idea is open-source, so for all your tireless promotional efforts, you will receive no compensation from Google. The personnel at Google will cheer you on and feast on gourmet food.
Google We're Hiring
There are many positions available for experienced personnel from the intelligence community. Having a high security clearance from your country of domicile is a prized asset. Personnel from NSA, KGB, MI5, Mossad are cordially invited to send in their resume. Those with extensive experience from Zimbabwe, Myanmar, North Korea and defunct units of Saddam's Intelligence are also welcomed.
Exceptional talents who can convert technical analysis [stock charting] ideas into software patents are highly sought.
Technical experts in artificial intelligence [especially from Google rivals there is a current lawsuit] are also encouraged to e-mail in their applications.
Stan Seecrets Postulate: "Using a single argument to derive at a conclusion is propaganda, using multiple arguments is persuasion."
[No elaboration required.]
About The Author:
The author, Stan Seecrets, is a veteran software developer with 25+ years experience. Copyright 2005, Stan Seecrets. All rights reserved. For more of his articles and website promotion, visit http://www.seecrets.biz or http://www.rushprnews.com
Copyright Stan Seecrets - http://www.rushprnews.com
Seecrets On Internet: An Ant Watching Giants Fight (Google Vs. Microsoft)Stan Seecrets Seasoned investors are familiar with "The trend is your friend". Knowing the current trend is vital to search engines consultants, website owners and investors, especially those with their 401K's and life savings invested in these companies.
Since this author's last article, some noted events have transpired which deserve further comments.
Industry watchers should be well-versed with IBM and the seven dwarfs (Sperry, Burroughs, GE, CDC, NCR, Honeywell and RCA). In much less than a lifetime, these seven computer challengers became mere footnotes.
Then the mighty IBM had a few stumbles and finally surrendered the mettle to a young upstart from Redmond.
Microsoft reigned supreme in the 1990's when it first introduced the Windows platform.
Are we to see to passing of the mettle to Mountain View when Bill G. recently commented that those guys (Google) are operating from a higher I.Q. level. This admission from Redmond given its brainpower assets is surprising.
Besides, Microsoft's Office and Internet Explorer will embrace open standards like XML. Perhaps, Redmond could reseize the initiative, by declaring their crown jewels as open-source instead of surrendering bit-by-bit and thus see their once-mighty empire wither away into insignificance.
On May 31, 2005, Google announced its Summer of Code initiative to reenergize the open source community. The estimated $1 million outlay ($4500 for each successful applicant) is less than Google's profit in two hours. From the chatter in various forums, this initiative will be a resounding success.
This is a foraging party's raid involving about 200 young, fervent, energetic, idealistic cadres, excuse me, programmers. This is not what the powers in Redmond wanted to hear the proprietary Windows platform will be under renewed siege.
One cannot but admire such deft application of Chaos Theory, best explained by the oft quoted example of a butterfly fluttering its wings in Peru and causing a tornado in Texas, a few months later.
Imagine the effects that will be unleashed when Google decides to increase this outlay by 100 times an amount within normal R
Seecrets On Internet: An Ant Watching Giants Fight Part 2 (Google vs. Yahoo vs. Microsoft)Stan Seecrets A new message reveals itself whenever there is a change within our society or culture. This is the effect of a new medium. With this early warning, one can identify the new medium before everyone knows it which could take months, years or even decades.
As Marshall McLuhan, many regard as the Prophet of the Electronic Age, reminds us, "Control over change would seem to consist in moving not with it but ahead of it. Anticipation gives the power to deflect and control force."
News of Google entering the payment arena broke in the third week of June 2005. This author's article "Search Engine Wars a Different Perspective", two weeks earlier, made some allusion to it.
Google and Yahoo plans to index all classified ads from online newspapers. Readers can easily draw some useful conclusions.
Hints from Mountain View suggest that if your site does not accept ads from you-know-who, your site's rankings may tank. Readers can then deduce there are a limited number of popular keywords and with a growing list of ads, they have to find lots of Internet real estate (web sites) fast as outlets.
This author's take
Does anyone notice that Google News favor a few European sites and a Middle-eastern site? Is politics also a criterion in rankings?
This author's site received its PR ranking on Bastille Day, 2005. A day later, the ranking dropped a notch. This evidence clearly made nonsense of some Google's spokesperson official statement the rankings are updated once in a few months. Perhaps, it is just another day from DMV (Drunkards of Mountain View) as Joe Nogood stated. [Shame on you if you have not read this master class (well, almost master class) tutorial on keywords and relevancy written with original jokes. The folks at Redmond and Sunnyvale voted it as the best article of the year just joking.]
Yahoo and MSN correctly favored originating sites when it comes to ranking same documents like free-reprint articles. Google has different ideas on origin sites - maybe, there is some truth that its search engine runs on burgundy, brandy and so forth their search engines on occasion becomes tipsy. Is Google really serious on promoting original content?
MSN is the fastest when indexing new documents. However, after a week, Google inevitably will catch up and index more documents than MSN. Does the MSN search engine runs on Iraqi oil?
Search engines are works-in-progress. Compare this to the history of Windows 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.10, 3.11. WfWg, 95, 95OSR2, 98, 98SE, ME, XP and XP-SP2.
Content originality is of prime importance. Fine-tuning with optimized keywords can be done gradually. When search engines become more "human", your site does not need major surgery.
Google's open-source / software patents dichotomy (contradiction) somehow doesn't rhyme with their mantra of do-no-evil. This author would very much like to be proven wrong on this matter.
Do not fret over rankings. Intel has a PR10, yet when you search for "cpu" or "microprocessor", guess who never appear in the top 10. Doubtless any surfer can find Intel's site even if Intel is given a PR of -2**256 (the decimal value for this number first appeared on the Internet in "A Gentle Introduction to Cryptography").
Consider getting more links as a priority through fair and legal means.
Nothing is more boring than a single item site. Consider adding variety like starting a community project, providing resources for your hobbies or pet issues. Getting visitors with similar interests to visit your site may pay dividends some may become your customers.
Consider the possibility of exchanging links with your competitors fair competition without rivalry.
For the record, this author does not own a single share in any of these three companies. The personal observations are written without fear or favor, based on results obtained by using the Open Source Marketing Plan.
Stan Seecrets' Postulate: "How does any ant bring down a giant by releasing its toxins into a certain part of the giant's anatomy where the sun has hardly shone on." (This is an example of an exploit as defined in the field of cryptography vulnerability.)
About The Author:
The author, Stan Seecrets, is a veteran software developer with 25+ years experience. Copyright 2005, Stan Seecrets. All rights reserved. For more of his articles and website promotion, visit http://www.seecrets.biz or http://www.rushprnews.com
Copyright Stan Seecrets - http://www.rushprnews.com
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